“His Fucking Finger Of Failure”

I’ll acknowledge your political immaturity and unwillingness to engage in the substance of my comprehensive guide.

And I’ll note for readers that you declared giddily on April 20, 2017:

“Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!! You’ve expressed the rage I feel every time I see that doddering old bastard [Bernie Sanders] with his fucking finger of failure. I hold him and his cadre responsible for 45 in the WH.”

You blame Bernie Sanders for giving us Donald Trump. Why should we take you seriously? Why are you wasting my time with pseudo-clever statements like, “Is this article bound for The Onion?” Go do something useful, like feed the homeless at a soup kitchen, and leave us alone.